Big Spender


So you got a lot of extra cash laying around and you need a way to spend it. To hell with the rent, let's go eat. I have to admit that my priorities aren't always the best. I put food over many other things in my life. I may be stingy when it comes to buying high-quality blank tapes or new clothes, but when it comes to good food, I don't mind dropping a big load of cash every once in a while. Here are my suggestions for a place to lighten your wallet while filling your belly.
Gary Danko
800 Point @Hyde. SF (415) 749-2060
Gary Danko (chef/owner) has created a wonderful dinning experience for an expensive, but worthwhile price. You get the meal by the course option: 3 courses $58 .... 4 courses $68 .... 5 courses $78. Everyone in our group got the five courses, seeing that we are all food-loving chowhounds. The portions are the typical tiny size of fancy restaurants, but they are so delicious and rich, you won't go crying to your momma. I have a confession to make: I am a food sharer. I love to share... but I also love to take things off of other people's plates. Thank God that everyone at our table felt the same. We ended up coming up with the successful method of take a couple of bites, then pass the plate to the left. Figuring that there were five people in our group, we each got to taste 25 different plates by the end of the night. I feel quite qualified to say that this restaurant deserves each of the five stars it has! To give you a quick highlight of the menu, I will tell you what I ordered: Appetizer Course: Seared Ahi Tuna with Avocado, Nori, Enoki Mushrooms, Asparagus and Tarragon Seafood Course: Seared Sea Scallops with Cauliflower "Risotto", Edamame, Bottarga and Sage Oil Meat Course: Lemon Herb Duck Breast with Duck Hash and Rhubarb Compote Cheese Course: A selection of four artesian cheese from around the world Dessert Course: Chocolate and Citrus Chiboust Cake with Grand Marnier Ice Cream. To compliment the meal, you also get bread and butter, and a plate of petite sweets to finish up. I love the freebies, especially since you know the bill is going to be big. You know the meal is good when you just can't talk and break out in a spell of goose bumps. Wow. I discovered that I liked something I never thought I'd eat: Pancetta wrapped frog legs. I hate to say it, but they were delicious. Thanks to someone else for being adventurous enough to order them. My favorite dessert was the Crème Brulee Trio with accompanying cookies. The chocolate and vanilla were fine and dandy, but gosh and golly the oolong tea crème brulee had my eyes crossed in ecstasy. If the food hasn't persuaded you enough, then think of the fancy lavender scented bathroom, complete with relaxing music and small fountain. Another thing is the impeccable timing of the food. We discovered mini cameras about halfway through our meal, which we think aided in the smooth transition from one plate to the next. We were never left waiting or wanting, nor did we feel rushed. At the end of our wonderful meal, the bill was delivered with a miniature Banana Bread for tomorrow, wrapped in gold plastic and ready to go. Another freebie! I suggest you check out Gary Danko's website, it's quite over the top. Not only will you see the menu, but you can download tutorials and recipes from the man himself.
Christ, let me see the menu: garydanko.com

Aziza
5800 Geary Blvd. SF (415) 752-3056
It seems like I always go to California Cuisine type restaurants when I am willing to drop some serious $$. This time I decided to break my mold. I heard about Aziza from my fellow chef friend who is an avid follower of the Zagat Guide . He saw a write up on this Moroccan restaurant and forwarded the info to me. We got our group together and went to sink our teeth into some of the best Bastilla and Tagine around. Our waiter was a little strange, very new age. The whole place is kind of like that, but the decor is beautiful and the food is so good you can ignore the trippy trance music. We started our evening with cocktails with a Moroccan spin. I got the Mojito with a touch of rose water. YUM. Other beverage highlights are a Fez Fizz (champagne & pomegranate), Tangier Tartini (grapefruit juice, vodka, guava, and tonic) or perhaps an Aziza Cosmo (blood orange, vodka, cointreau, and cranberry juice). (Warning: The drinks take a VERY long time. We waited forever, in a desperate thirst.) Next we had a series of appetizers: Jerusalem Artichoke Soup ($6), Bastilla: saffron chicken in phyllo with almonds and powdered sugar cinnamon ($12), Mediterranean Spreads: eggplant mousse, red pepper & pomegranate molasses , and yogurt-cucumber dill ($9), lastly the Wilted Spinach with Preserved Lemons and Pine Nuts ($5). For entrees, we got Saffron Infused Cornish Hen ($16), Hungarian Paprika Smothered Rabbit ($18), and Lavender Braised Squab. Of course we had dessert too, but I forget what we got. The important thing is, they were all delicious. If you want to take the easy and cheaper route, go with the Chef's Tasting Menu for $39 a person. Not bad at all for all the opulence of Aziza.
Christ, let me see the menu: aziza-sf.com

Jardiniere
300 Grove St. SF (415) 861-555
The architecture and interior design of Jardiniere is enough to bring you there, complete with a cheese-aging room, where your cheese can get nice and stinky ripe! The outside of the building is unassuming brick, but then you enter into a what seems to be a night sky. Tons of small white lights shine from the ceiling. Designer Pat Kuleto did a hell of a job on this building, you'll feel quite swanky sitting inside, even if you just have your blue jeans on. Alright, enough about that, here's the food...Chef Traci Des Jardins cooks up some of the most amazing food that I have ever eaten. The style is classified as French Californian Cuisine. Some examples are Sweet Onion Soup with Gruyere Croutons, Brioche Crusted Crispy Sweetbreads with Sunchokes and Zante Currants, Crispy Duck Confit with Candied Kumquats, Pomegranate and Pistachios, warm Bread Salad with Baby Artichokes and Marinated Crescenza Cheese, Liberty Farms Duck Breast with Honey Glazed Kabocha Squash, and Bacon and Savoy Spinach. If that doesn't have your mouth watering, let me tell you some dessert options. Strawberry and Rhubarb Shortcakes with Honey and Lavender Ice Cream,Warm Cinnamon Donut with Stone Fruit Compote and Apricot Swirl Ice , The Caramel Tasting with an assortment of Crème Caramel, Caramel Mousse Filled Chocolate Cone, Apple Walnut Cake with Creme Fraiche-Caramel Ice Cream. So how much is this going to put you out? Well, the Chef's Six-Course Tasting Menu is seventy-five dollars, if you want some booze (fancy wines) add forty dollars. Of course you can just go in a get a bowl of soup or some coffee and dessert. I forgot to say that the bread is phenomenal. It is a rare occasion when I eat somewhere and LOVE every dish. This happened for me at Jardiniere, and I wish the same for you. Be warned that because of Jardiniere's close proximity to the symphony and opera, it can get mobbed with pre-show crowds that are decked out, ritzy, and in a hurry.
Christ, let me see the menu: jardiniere.com

Farmhouse Inn Restaurant
7871 River Rd., Forestville, CA (707) 887-3300
Farmhouse Inn and Restaurant is located just outside of Guerneville in Sonoma County. It is a beautiful drive from San Francisco (or most other places, I'm assuming) through the vineyards and quiet backcountry roads. Eating at the Farmhouse feels, well...homey. I got seated right in front of a big wood-burning fireplace, in their small dinning room. The restaurant is really just a converted farmhouse, which has had minimal changes to make it into an eating establishment. Here I had the best King crab legs I've ever had. My friend got the Pork Chop with Parsnip Puree. The texture was perfectly juicy, with a slightly crunchy skin. I wish I had the menu in front of me, but I gave it to my boss. Damn. I will do my best to recall what I had. I know it finished with a hot chocolate souffle that left us all drooling and stuttering. Just before that we had a cheese course, which was wheeled out on an old cart by our waiter. He described every cheese to us, from where it was made and who made it to the specific process and what we should be tasting when we bite it. The cheese was eaten with a sharp knife edge, in a specific order, going from mildest to most ripe and strong. If you're into wines, they have a varied list with lots of local choices. Take a little field trip and go to the wineries and get something to eat here. Oh yeah, the prices are expensive, but doable. I didn't choke when I got the bill, just smiled and said it was all worth it. If you get too drunk or stuffed while eating at here, you can always spend the night in their upscale cabins.
Christ, let me see their web site (sorry no menu!!): farmhouseinn.com

French Laundry
6640 Washington St., Yountville, CA (707) 944-2380
Built in the1890s as a French steam laundry, the rustic two-story stone house is surrounded by lush country gardens. The food is contemporary American with French influences. It is very pricey!! I suggest just eating here once in your life. Dinner: $120 Chef's Tasting Menu; $105 Five-Course Prix Fixe Menu with choices;$80 Five-Course Prix Fixe Vegetarian Menu. Chef Thomas Keller creates flavors that you have never experienced before and never will again. The presentation of the food is a work of art. Everything is like a small sculpture that you're are lucky enough to get to eat. I can't even describe the ingredients of the food because I've never had over half of them. Check out their on-line menu to see what you're getting yourself into if you eat here. If you want a visual idea, look at their cookbook next time you're in the bookstore. I'll just say this about his food, it will silence a table of loud talkers. I was in complete awe of each dish. The service is impeccable, each course arriving and being unveiled simultaneously. The waiter then describes, in painstaking detail, what you're about to eat. Your meal is going to take hours!!! We got there at 8:00 P.M. and weren't finished until 12:30. When I finally left, I couldn't believe how full I was, seeing that each course only consists of three bites. But the food kept coming, and was all soooo rich ( I had two dishes with frois grois). So if you think you might want to go, be prepared for it to take you months to make reservations. They only take them on the phone, and you have to book them two months (to the day) in advance. Doesn't sound too bad, huh? Well the phone is always busy. Just keep trying, or drive out to Yountville and make them in person.
Christ, let me see the menu: sterba.net/yountville/frenchlaundry


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